U.S. Government Announces Important Policy Change....

The Federal Government announced today that it was going to change the official logo of the United States from an eagle to a condom....









An unidentified Poor Bastard government spokesman explained the decision by saying.....

"....The government will be changing its official logo from an eagle to a condom because it much more accurately reflects the government's political stance..."

"....A condom allows for inflation; halts production; destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives a Poor Bastard a sense of security while he is being screwed!"