In what can only be described as a genuinely
True Poor Bastard story the
Associated Press is reporting that
Kevin Daly of
Coram, NY was arrested early Thursday morning on a DWI charge after crashing into a police car.
In a mugshot photo that was subsequently released by the
Suffolk County Police Department the
Idiotic Poor Bastard is seen wearing a black t-shirt that reads,
"I'm Not An Alcoholic, I'M A DRUNK. (Alcoholics Go To Meetings)."
Daly is being held on $10,000 bail pending a court appearance next Wednesday. The AP reports that he was represented by an attorney from Legal Aid during his arraignment, an indication that he is not only a
Dumb-F-k Poor Bastard but a
Broke Poor Bastard as well!
It sounds like they need to do a little culling of the gene pool up there in Suffolk County, NY.....
Let's hope someone brings him a different shirt for his arraignment. I don't think the judge would be amused at the irony.
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