2011 Poor Bastard Of The Year Says "He Is No Longer Crazy!"

In an effort to salvage his dying celebrity status, Ultimate True Poor Bastard and 2011's Official Poor Bastard of The Year award winner, Charlie Sheen, is back in the news proclaiming that he is "not crazy anymore...!"

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/charlie-sheen-crazy-ready-produce-star-anger-management-article-1.1003345

By proclaiming himself "cured" of his craziness - the Poor Bastard who has come to embody the essence of the Ultimate Poor Bastard - is no doubt hoping to regain sufficient celebrity status among the Illiterati so that his gawking mug might once again grace the big-screen TV's of Garden-Variety Poor Bastards throughout The Kingdom of The Poor Bastard.

Charlie made the announcement during an appearance on a Fox network TV broadcast that was designed to entertain Rank & File Poor Bastards with a babbling panel of has-been celebrities; including the 2011 Poor Bastard of The Year!

Regular readers of The Poor Bastard's Gazette should have no problem recalling the antics of this Ultimate Poor Bastard, which proved to be a sufficient display of Poor Bastard depravity and self-pity to justify having the High Council of The Fraternal Order of The Poor Bastard award Mr. Sheen the coveted Poor Bastard of The Year title for 2011!

If you happened to miss all of the hoopla that surrounded this Ultimate Poor Bastard during his well publicized 2011 melt down, you can review the entire story right here at The Poor Bastard's Gazette-

http://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=457005350411631922#editor/target=post;postID=8614972903963625063

The well deserved Poor Bastard of The Year title was perhaps a foregone conclusion well before the end of the year as Charlie, in a brazen and unprecedented act of colossal Poor Bastard Stupidity, kicked his $26,000,000 a year TV gig to the curb; along with his household harem of teen-aged porn starlets...before the epic heatwave of 2011 was even a blip on the radar screen of Poor Bastard weather-watchers throughout The Kingdom.

 When asked to comment on his newly regained sanity the Ultimate Poor Bastard replied-

“I think I’m a different person than I was yesterday,”.....“Everything is a lot more mellow and focused and much more rooted in reality.”





Boy we're glad to hear that he is "...much more rooted in reality" because at $26,000,000 a year in lost earnings, the Poor Bastard is also $71, 232.88 poorer than he was yesterday!