Poor Bastard Limerick of The Day

An anonymous reader recently contacted The Poor Bastard's Gazette suggesting that we post a Limerick of The Day as a way of providing general entertainment for Poor Bastards throughout The Kingdom.

Our concerned reader included the following diddy as a public service-

There was a young lady from Norway

Who hung by her heels in the doorway

She said to her beau,

Hey, look at me, Joe!

I think that I’ve just found one more way.