Grand Poo Ba Will Be Returning Soon....

The Grand Poo Ba has been on an extended sabbatical for the last month while attending to personal and business matters in various far off locations.

The High Council of the Fraternal Order of the Poor Bastard and the editorial board at The Poor Bastard's Gazette are pleased to report that the Grand Poo Ba has returned to his post as chief cook and bottle washer at The Gazette; and will resume his duties as editor and social critic of that great American pantheon known as The Kingdom of the Poor Bastard within the next week.

During his absence numerous alleged sightings of the Grand Poo Ba were reported to the High Council by followers of the Poor Bastard's Gazette.

In an effort to set the record straight the editorial staff would like to dispel rumors that any of the following are actual pictures of the Grand Poo Ba...

There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that this is a picture of the Grand Poo Ba enjoying some R&R at Lake Havasu, AZ...

Nor is it true that this is the Grand Poo Ba attending the 2011 revival of Lilith Fair...