Presidential Poor Bastard Rick Perry's Campaign May Be Close To Imploding...

Almost before it managed to get up a head of steam, Poor Bastard Rick Perry's presidential career seems to have skidded off the runway in spectacular fashion. In the 30 short days since the Grand Poo Ba began his sabbatical from the trenches of class warfare among the minions throughout The Kingdom of the Poor Bastard, Governor Good-Hair seems to have entered a self-destruct mode that would make any self-respecting Texan proud!

Presidential Poor Bastard Good-Hair Rick Perry, seen here declaring the social security system to be a "Ponzi scheme", has been back-peddling at almost every turn in the road as he finds himself having to defend one preposterous statement after another....

Note the aspiring presidential hopeful does appear to respond correctly when asked to hold up one finger...






In August Governor Good-Hair came under attack from the likes of Karl Rove, the Fat Bastard political hack from Boy George Bush's illegitimate presidential administration, when Big Rick informed the great unwashed that global warming was "a scientific theory that has not been proven and from my perspective is more and more being put into question." 

Now this comes from a Broke-Dick Poor Bastard who subsequently called on fellow Poor Bastards to "pray for rain" as a solution to the epic drought conditions which have plagued Governor Good-Hair's own state of Texas for several years with no end in sight!

Big Rick's rising star, which at one time was only eclipsed by his Texas-sized campaign war chest, could now be more aptly described as a "falling star" after the story broke over the weekend that Perry and his Poor Bastard father have maintained a family hunting camp for years which had been dubbed "Niggerhead" somewhere along the way...in what we can only assume was some sort of folksy Texas-Style Poor Bastard attempt at humor?

Governor Good-Hair responds to allegations that his family hunting camp was for years known by the name camp Niggerhead...and again demonstrates that he can count to one...








With Poor Bastards like this running for public office is it any wonder that The Kingdom of the Poor Bastard appears to be a snowball headed for hell?