Poor Bastardette Loses It During "Black Friday" Shopping Binge...

In what can only be described as the ultimate demonstration of Pathetic Poor Bastard behavior, a Wal-Mart shopper and No-Count Loser Poor Bastardette in the San Fernando Valley reportedly pepper sprayed a crowd of shoppers early on Black Friday, to try and keep them away from merchandise she wanted for herself!


Other Poor Bastard shoppers, undaunted by the chemical warfare, continued to battle for access to the bargain priced flat screen TV's and other cheap Chinese-made consumer goods. One witness to the incident described the pepper spray wielding woman as a "competitive shopper" and was quoted as saying,  

"I don't care what they use,  I'm gettin' my TV!"

Poor Bastard Shoppers from the great unwashed mass of humanity, otherwise known as the Kingdom of the Poor Bastard, are seen here scrambling for their chance to buy historically low-priced big screen TV's and other needless junk which they have been convinced they cannot live without...


Meanwhile, the assailant in the pepper spray incident remains at large after disappearing into the crowd as pandemonium broke out on the sales floor...Wal-Mart store managers were unable to confirm whether or not the Poor Bastard Perpetrator  had actually managed to secure a TV for herself...