All we ask is that you try to stay out of jail; try not to be an embarrassment to the general lot of Poor Bastards and please don't set your house on fire trying to deep-fry a turkey!
Thursday, November 24, 2011
A Poor Bastard's Holiday...
The Grand Poo Ba and the High Council of the Fraternal Order of the Poor Bastard would like to wish every Poor Bastard in the Kingdom of the Poor Bastard a happy Thanksgiving holiday...
All we ask is that you try to stay out of jail; try not to be an embarrassment to the general lot of Poor Bastards and please don't set your house on fire trying to deep-fry a turkey!
And don't let the gobbler gobble on your congressional wiener!
And PLEASE keep your turkey to yourself...
All we ask is that you try to stay out of jail; try not to be an embarrassment to the general lot of Poor Bastards and please don't set your house on fire trying to deep-fry a turkey!
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