Rick Santorum Asks..."Who Is This Dan Savage Guy Anyway?"

Ft. Worth, TX resident Scott Shirley, a Genuine Poor Bastard and ardent supporter of all things Poor Bastard, has brought this most excellent Poor Bastard Tale of Woe to the attention of the Grand Poo Ba.

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/webhead/2011/07/lube_job.html?fb_ref=sm_fb_like_chunky&fb_source=profile_oneline

It concerns the late-blooming republican presidential hopeful and Crackpot Poor Bastard Rick Santorum, someone who is obviously deserving of the highest Poor Bastard honors!

Being an East Coast based moral extremist and political hack in general, Poor Bastard Santorum obviously had no idea exactly what it could mean to his public image were he to cross paths with the sharp-witted, outspoken and openly gay Dan Savage - no doubt a Poor Bastard in his own right - but one who is far more adept at wielding the double-edged sword of media influence.


For Poor Bastards throughout The Kingdom who are similarly unfamiliar with Mr. Savage and his quick wit, the Grand Poo Ba went into the archives and dug up this newsreel-

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/602a41c3d7/dan-savage-s-new-threat-to-rick-santorum

Proving once again that you just can't make this stuff up!