Well, oh well....The Grand Poo Ba sat down at his computer today thinking he would have to go light on the blogging due to his somewhat busy real life schedule and then.....and then...... it hit the news wires all over the country, and there he was, none other than Ultimate Poor Bastard Arnie the Guvinator Schwarzenegger plastered all over the internet and television news confessing to having fathered an illegitimate love child with a member of his domestic staff!

The first couple of California are seen here in happier times before Arnie announced that he had fathered a love child after becoming a little too friendly with the household help...

The news comes on the heels of last week's announcement that Mr. Universe and his wife, Maria Shriver, were separating after 25 years of marriage. To make matters all the worse the AP Wire is reporting that the mother of Arnie's love child is a long time domestic staffer who had worked for the Guv and his wife for over 20 years before retiring in January of this year.


Of course Poor Bastards the world over know that one of the golden rules is you Don't fish off the company pier... But apparently Arnie isn't aware of what a True Poor Bastard he really is; which might explain why he isn't aware of the Poor Bastard's Book of Rules.

Down in the Great State of Texas, where the Poor Bastard is a native species, we use a less flattering term to describe such indiscretions...

We call it "shittin' too close to the house!"....And boy-howdy ol' Schwarzie has dropped a stink BOMB this time! Proving once again that the True Poor Bastard will always find a way to make a turd out of a birthday cake right before the party begins!

In True Poor Bastard fashion Arnie has the PR machine rolling for the news cameras as he professes his love for Maria and his family...it seems the Poor Bastard just couldn't keep all that love tucked away in his trousers!

Honest to god, you just can't make this stuff up!

In other news from the Kingdom of the Poor Bastard-

Cable-wonderland news channel MSNBC is reporting that True Poor Bastard Donald - Trump or Monkey - Trump has decided to abort his mission to become the nation's 45th President in 2012.

Apparently Donald the Duck can't stand being the brunt of all those jokes about his up & back, double comb-over hairdo. And it seems likely that he isn't too excited about the prospect of having to disclose his personal financial information in order to run for the top slot in the Kingdom.

Poor Bastards everywhere suspect Trump has finally realized that his body-hair management issues would consume most of his waking hours if he were to get elected; leaving little time for his fledgling reality television career or his trivial interest in running the country...

True Poor Bastard Donald Trump's iconic double comb-over is seen here in an unraveled state after getting caught in an unprotected high-wind hazard zone...Note the exhaustive body-hair management work which had gone unattended prior to this unfortunate incident...

"Sometimes you're the windshield...sometimes you're the bug"