Drunken Poor Bastardette Amy Winehouse Booed Offstage During Alcohol-Free Tour...

Today's Poor Bastard Tale of Woe concerns the tramp-stamped and drunken Poor Bastardette Amy Winehouse...If you haven't heard of this staggering, pop-slop singer it's probably just as well...but here at The Gazette it's our job to focus the dubious limelight on egregious and degenerate behavior from all walks of life.

Amy Winehouse - shown here - whose Wikipedia bio describes her as being "...best known for her powerful contralto vocals and substance abuse and mental health issues...", had apparently just completed a stint in a London alcohol rehab when she was booed off the stage during a drunken performance on the opening night of her much publicized alcohol-free tour...






 Now none of these troubles necessarily qualify the tattooed diva for the title Poor Bastardette, but when you combine her well-publicized substance abuse struggles, with the BBC report that Winehouse was booed off the stage Saturday night, during the opening night show of her 12 date "alcohol-free" concert tour for.....

You guessed it....being too drunk to perform!

Yep, that's right....the staggering miss reportedly spent an hour and half stumbling around the stage, mumbling the lyrics more or less to herself until the audience, who had finally had enough, commenced to boo her off the stage....

Upon further investigation The Gazette has learned that the Poor Bastardette had checked herself out of London's Priory Clinic after only one week of treatment!...announcing that she planned to continue treatment on an outpatient basis; a move that would allow her to continue boozing and drugging to her heart's content while she tried to live up to the alcohol-free rule during her upcoming tour.

The Poor Bastardette, whose act would appear to be little more than another in the long line of scantily-clad young women who prance around on stage smoking cigarettes in their underwear, while showing off their tattooed good looks...in an apparent effort to demonstrate what a bad girl they really are, has been engaged in a much publicized battle with substance abuse for much of her celebrity career.

However, this latest Poor Bastard Calamity is a clear sign that things have really gone awry and that she has moved from the ranks of a mere drug and alcohol abuser to those of a Certified Poor Bastard whose judgment, for whatever reason, has degenerated to the point where she is incapable of distinguishing between behavior that is in her best interest; and behavior which is not....

Leading the Grand Poo Ba to ask the tough question, "do you think maybe it's time to reconsider the intelligence of that outpatient rehab program?"