Another Political Pickle up For Grabs.....

Well, well, well.......what do we have here?

The IndyStar.com website is reporting that Phillip Hinkle, an Indiana Republican State Senator and soon to be True Poor Bastard who helped pass the state's law banning gay marriage, apparently spends his spare time there at the capital trolling the internet for gay teenage sex partners....

Not that the Grand Poo Ba spends all of his time sitting around here at the Poor Bastard World Headquarters looking for this kind of story, but when this one was brought to his attention by a faithful follower of The Poor Bastard's Gazette, the editorial staff felt it was imperative that we give equal time to Deviant Poor Bastard republicans, considering the recent rash of democratic politicians who have been caught flashing their political pickle in front of an adoring internet audience.....

Indiana Republican State Senator Phillip Hinkle and Degenerate Poor Bastard is seen here attempting to flag down a 16 year-old capital page during a session of the Indianan State Legislature....



The following excerpt from IndyStar.com provides a gruesome blow by blow description of one recent encounter that occurred after Hinkle responded to a post on the infamous website Craigslist....

The emails, sent from Hinkle’s publicly listed personal address, ask the young man for “a couple hours of your time tonight” and offer him cash up front, with a tip of up to $50 or $60 for “a really good time.”


The email exchange is in response to the Craigslist posting in which the young man — who lists his age as 20 in the ad but says he is 18 years old — says, “I need a sugga daddy.”


The young man told The Star that they met, but that he tried to leave after the man told him he was a state lawmaker. He said the lawmaker at first told him he could not leave, grabbed him in the rear, exposed himself to the young man and then later gave him an iPad, BlackBerry cellphone and $100 cash to keep quiet.

Since this story first broke on Friday of last week, fellow state lawmakers have publicly come forth encouraging the Poor Bastard to resign his post.....Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels adding that he was "sad about it" and called it "a personal family tragedy."

Yeah Governor......I'll be the whole state of Indiana is all choked up as well!