Arnie, WHAT Were You Thinking?

Well you knew it wouldn't take long and sure enough, within 24 hours of the breaking news that True Poor Bastard Arnold Schwarzenegger had been sharing his big "love" with the domestic help - pictures of the wanton seductress have surfaced on the internet and in the news.

And boy-howdy what a mess Arnie stepped into this time! As soon as the High Council saw the pictures of the alleged mistress and mother of Arnie's love child, it confirmed beyond any doubt what a True Poor Bastard  the big guy really is....

Mildred Baena (shown here) - the alleged temptress in Poor Bastard Arnold Schwarzenegger's well publicized extra-marital dalliance which led to the birth of Arnie's illegitimate love child...




 Seriously!...If you were a former Mr. Universe and iconic Hollywood movie star...And you just happened to be married into one of the most powerful political dynasties in the World...And you just couldn't get enough at home...And you decided that you just had to cozy up with an adulteress sexpot  to satisfy your Titanic ego and monstrous sexual appetite........Don't you think you could do better than some pudgy, middle-aged housekeeper who looks more like a Mexican, transvestite hooker than a tempting seductress?

Throughout the Kingdom Poor Bastard's everywhere are staring blankly into their bowl of Cheerio's, sipping on their Tastee-Freeze instant coffee and mumbling....."what the f-k were you thinking big guy?"

Schwarzenegger is seen after being shown a recent picture of alleged temptress Mildred Baena...





Even the Grand Poor Bastard himself has to admit this one is pretty hard to believe...And the Grand Poo Ba has seen the best and the brightest fall from grace and into the ranks of the Poor Bastard after almost forty years on the High Council.

It looks as though Arnie could use a lesson from a True Poor Bastard  like Tiger Woods or our  pal Charlie Sheen....and if he is going to throw caution to the wind and go looking for some honeysuckle rose to tickle his fandango, he might want to consider the ranks of Hollywood's 20-something, silicone-enhanced porn actress community; which after all has proven to be fertile ground for numerous Poor Bastards in the past!


News Flash: Reports from the Kingdom of the Poor Bastard indicate the High Council of the Fraternal Order of the Poor Bastard has scheduled an emergency session to determine whether or not Arnold Schwarzenegger should be awarded the ever so rare title Ultimate True Poor Bastard!  

The Council has confirmed news reports that they will bestow the title Poor Bastardette upon one Mildred Baena for displaying the lack of good sense and generally poor judgment inherent to the Poor Bastard state of mind.