It was reported yesterday that
Poor Bastard Plaxico Burress is scheduled to be released from prison after serving 20 months of a 2 year sentence for illegally carrying a handgun into a NY City nightclub and then (here comes the
Poor Bastard part) shooting himself in the leg with his own gun when he reached to secure the weapon after it started to slide down the inside of his sweat pants.
Pistol-packin'
Poor Bastard Plaxico Burress is seen below doing the familiar
Celebrity Perp Walk - particularly popular among NY City prosecutors and police officials - as a means of humiliating celebrity wrong-doers.
For those of you who may not remember, or may not care who Plaxico Burress is, he is the former NY Giants receiver who caught the miraculous game winning touchdown pass in the Giants victory over the NE Patriots in Super Bowl XLII.
That's number 42 for
Poor Bastard's who weren't schooled in Roman numerals...
Now before we go any farther don't start asking what is going on with that name
Plaxico....I have no more idea what his mother was thinking than any of the rest of the you.
That aside it would seem Plaxico might be deserving of the adjunct title
Lucky Poor Bastard, considering how close he probably came to blowing his penis into the next century!
In this photo
Poor Bastard Plaxico Burress is seen thanking the Good Lord for sparing his Johnson when he "accidentally" shot himself in the leg at a NY City nightclub, with a handgun he had concealed in the waste-band of his pants....Burress and his fully intact penis are scheduled to be released from prison in June after serving 20 months of a 2 year sentence for possession of an illegal firearm...
The
Fraternal Order of the Poor Bastard has announced that the adjunct title
Lucky Poor Bastard has been bestowed on Burress after he somehow managed to avoid blowing his dick off with his own gun!
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