Trump-or-Monkey Finally Explained...

It's official Donald the Trumpster has admitted to using the double comb-over (DCO) to deal with his troublesome hairdo!

In a May 11, 2011 story that appeared on the Yahoo website, the man who has been ridiculed publicly for his anemic hair ever since David Letterman first started his Trump-or-Monkey game on Late Night with David Letterman, admits not to a DCO but to a "little bit forward and back" action.....

Poor Bastard's the world over know that if it it looks like a double comb-over and sounds like a double comb-over, it must be a FLYING WING!

You know you are a True Poor Bastard when you have to go and explain to the general public how you manage your coiffure every morning...