Pastor Jim Moats (shown here) strikes the all too familiar Poor Bastard Pose (PBP) known as the "face in hand profile."
Moats revealed earlier in the week that he had been lying to his Newville, PA congregation for the last five years about being a member of an elite Navy SEALS special operations team.
Apparently all the hub-bub surrounding the Navy SEALS after their successful operation to nail Osama bin Laden at his inconspicuous compound in Pakistan, has led to this Man of God having to publicly fess up to violating one of the Christian world's Ten Commandments not to "bear false witness"...
Which to all the rest of you Poor Bastard's means DON'T LIE TO YOUR FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS...especially when they are giving you 10% of their hard earned money every week!...What a Poor Bastard!
Inquiring Poor Bastard's can read the full story at the link below...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110509/us_yblog_thelookout/local-pastor-made-up-elaborate-navy-seal-tale
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