Poor Bastard Congressman Plans to Get a Grip on His Wiener...

Embattled New York Congressman and True Poor Bastard Anthony Weiner (D) has announced that he is seeking a temporary leave of absence from his congressional duties so he can seek counseling for his wiener tweetering obsession...

This latest development, in what has come to be known as Wiener-gate, occurred after allegations surfaced that the Poor Bastard Congressman had been tweetering his wiener in front of an audience that may have included teen-aged girls....

In spite of the fact that Poor Bastard Weiner has denied these latest allegations, the Grand Poo Ba feels it is important to note that up until this point in the Wiener-gate scandal, where there has been smoke, there has been fire!

Weiner's latest troubles, stemming from his wiener tweetering hobby, have apparently led the Unfortunate Poor Bastard to the conclusion that some form of mental health counseling may be just the remedy needed for him to get a grip on his wiener; and his obsession with tweetering the Congressional Crotch-Rocket from one end of cyberspace to the other.

Meanwhile Poor Bastard Democratic Party power-brokers are circling the wagons in anticipation that Poor Bastard Weiner may try to stand his ground by refusing to give up the congressional wiener's seat in the U.S. House of Representatives...

Stay tuned; this story has nowhere to go but up.....So to speak!