Wanna-Be Poor Bastard, video game addict and now Dead Poor Bastard, Chris Staniforth reportedly died after suffering a pulmonary embolism following what his parents describe as a "marathon" session playing video games on his Microsoft Xbox console!
Yes, that's right folks, the 20 year-old Poor Bastard-in-Training literally sat in front of his game console playing video games until he dropped dead!
Described as a "budding" computer programmer who had planned to study "Game Design" at Leicester University, it now appears that the up and coming video game action figure hero won't be designing any new video games anytime soon!
For the record, the Grand Poo Ba didn't even know there was a curriculum called "Game Design" that you could study in college, but that just shows what little he knows about the world of video games and the subculture of Obsessive-Compulsive Poor Bastards who spend all of their waking hours drooling over the latest Xbox release from Microsoft.
To the rest of The Kingdom it's just another example of the ongoing culling of the Poor Bastard Gene Pool, although it no doubt came as quite a shock to young Staniforth and his family...
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