Holiday Greetings From The High Council...

The High Council of the Fraternal Order of The Poor Bastard and the Grand Poo Ba would like to extend a warm Holiday Greeting to all the Poor Bastards throughout The Realm...

May the New Year bring joy and good tidings to you all.

And now as a little reminder of how good most of us actually have things in this Land of Want and Woe - otherwise known as the Kingdom of The Poor Bastard - here are a few Holiday images to remind us all of just what Poor Bastards some folks really are-

A True Poor Bastard Santa-

"Yo ho ho Merry Christmas, and peace brother..."

And under the category of Some Poor Bastards Simply Have No Shame...

Let's see, Nike hat..."Just Do It!"...

Light Beer from Miller, just "Swill It!"...

Body-hair by Godzilla..."Just Kill It!"...

Underwear by BVD..."Just Forget It!"

Christmas time in the Poor Bastard household is filled with holiday cheer and the Spirit of the Season as evidenced by this classic...

The True Poor Bastard Christmas Tree-

 In the True Poor Bastard household the Christmas celebration just doesn't get any better than this....

This Poor Bastardette certainly deserves an "A" for creativity...and maybe a sloppy, wet kiss from Santa..."come here little girl...and sit on Santa's knee..."

And just to prove once again that the Poor Bastard condition is either genetic or at the very least a by-product of upbringing, we offer this photographic evidence of how the malaise can affect even the youngest among us-