As The Sun Sets on 2011....

As the illustrious Year of Our Lord 2011 A.D. begins to wind down, the Grand Poo Ba was delighted to open up the daily news feed only to find a virtual plethora of Genuine Poor Bastard Tales of Woe..


From the AP Wire -

Naked man jumps from ambulance, dies on CA freeway

http://news.yahoo.com/naked-man-jumps-ambulance-dies-ca-freeway-203756409.html

Student leaves $172,000 violin on Philly-bound bus

http://news.yahoo.com/student-leaves-172-000-violin-philly-bound-bus-104137675.html 


 Random Flotsam-

Pregnant Beyonce Steps Out in Animal-Print Leggings

http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/heard/pregnant-beyonce-steps-animal-print-leggings-165348903.html


YIKES!

 

Trump Switches Voter Registration to Independent, Leaves GOP

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Donald-Trump-Party-Affiliation-Republican-GOP-Independent-136153788.html

Who Dat?...Walkin' with da Trumpster?

And of course last but not least, the Grand Poo Ba's favorite Poor Bastard Tale of Woe for the 2011 Christmas Season, is the story about the Genuine Poor Bastard from Utah who, after winning a $380,000 Lamborghini in a convenience store drawing, somehow managed to crash the car on his way home...

Leaving Inquiring Poor Bastards to wonder whether or not this True Poor Bastard is aware that he is going to owe a hundred grand in gift taxes on his lime-green wreckage?