A Poor Bastard suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the Poor Bastard to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital where he was taken for treatment. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen.
She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
The Poor Bastard replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked the Poor Bastard, "Do you have money in the bank?"
"No money in the bank", he replied.
"Do you have any Poor Bastard relatives who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
"I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun", replied the convalescing Poor Bastard.
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
"Perfect". Replied the Poor Bastard. "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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