Congressional Wiener Postiviely Identified...

Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-New York) is shown here after getting a whiff of the congressional BVD's he posed in for the now infamous tweetered-meat photos taken with his own cell phone...



Just when Poor Bastards throughout the Kingdom thought it was safe to go back in the water we hear that Pathetic Poor Bastard - and soon-to-be former New York congressman Anthony Weiner (D) - has finally fessed up and confirmed the truth to allegations that he has been tweetering his meat.

When we last left the congressman, he was engaged in a classic Poor Bastard cover-your-ass  maneuver known as the "I can't be sure if that is my dog" defense. This strategy gets its name from the time-tested defense argument when defending a client whose dog has been accused of biting someone.

First you deny that the victim was even bitten by a dog...

Then when it is proven beyond a doubt that the victim did suffer a dog bite, you deny that your dog could have been the dog that bit the person...

Then when it is established that your dog could have been the dog that bit the victim, you argue that it cannot be proven beyond a reasonable doubt that it was your dog that bit the person...

And so it goes with Congressman Anthony Weiner of New York (D) - a True Poor Bastard if ever there was one.....

As recently as late last week the Poor Bastard congressman was attempting to employ just such a strategy when he responded to the tweetered-meat allegations by stating that he could not say with "certitude" whether or not the tweeter-meat pics (which were actually pictures of his underwear-clad crotch) were, in fact, his own congressional package...which he had been attempting to send by special congressional delivery to at least six unnamed women, using the popular Tweeter social networking application.

Weiner's half-hearted attempt to deny the allegations of improper meat-tweetering, was exposed here at The Poor Bastard's Gazette in a piece we posted on June 1, 2011, in which the Grand Poo Ba pointed out the absurdity of Weiner's statement that he couldn't say with "certitude" if it was his tweetered-meat or not. Suggesting that Inquiring Poor Bastards should read between the lines and take this statement for what it was...an acknowledgment by Weiner that there very well could be photos of his congressional crotch circulating around in cyberspace, but he just couldn't be sure if the photo he had been shown was, in fact, one of them!

The incident, which has been labeled Wiener-gate by the Mainstream Media Spectacle, is now a full-fledged congressional sex-scandal and expose' of yet another seemingly incomprehensible display of stupidity by a Political Poor Bastard who has now earned the elite title of True Poor Bastard from the High Council of the Fraternal Order of the Poor Bastard.

You just can't make this stuff up........