Randy Dandy From Chapel Hill Brought Up on Charges...

Notable Poor Bastard and former North Carolina Senator John Edwards (D) - the Randy Dandy From Chapel Hill - has finally been brought up on charges by federal prosecutors.

The next thing we can expect is to see is the requisite photo-op of the Randy Poor Bastard doing the all, to familiar Poor Bastard's Perp-Walk...or as we like to call it around here at the Poor Bastard World Headquarters, the Jail-House Stroll...


The trials and tribulations of Edwards and his wandering wiener have been previously chronicled in the May 22, 2011 post right here in the Poor Bastard's Gazette blogspot titled,  A Brief History of Slime...therefore the Grand Poo Ba won't bother with another recitation of the insufferable details.

Suffice it to say, you heard it here first because that's what we do here at The Gazette....because Inquiring Poor Bastards want to know!