You can NOT make this stuff up!
Just about the time the Grand Poo Ba decides to pack it in for the day and go fix himself a tasty adult beverage and what do we see coming across the cable-wonderland news wire.....?
New York Congressman Anthony Weiner (D) - The True Poor Bastard who was alleged to have been been tweetering pictures of his own pickle for all of his faithful Tweeter followers to see - has just announced that he can't say for sure whether the alleged photo of Weiner's own wiener (or more specifically the Poor Bastard's crotch, with the Poor Bastard's Pickle tucked away safe inside Weiner's skivvies) is, in fact, the alleged Tweetered-meat or not!
Weiner, who up until now has denied that the infamous snapshot of his alleged tweetered-meat was in fact his own crotch-rocket, now says, "he couldn't say with certitude..." whether it was his own Poor Bastard wiener or not!
Of course the bigger question raised (no pun intended) by Weiner's ambiguous response is, "if he can't say with certitude that it is NOT a picture of his own congressional crotch-rocket, then doesn't that suggest he knows full well that it may very well indeed be the Poor Bastard's political pickle all safely tucked away there inside those congressional BVD's?
Perhaps an even more alarming twist to this whole episode is that the entire American Media Spectacle and half the Poor Bastards in the U.S. Congress have come completely unwound over "Weiner-gate!".....
Throughout the country there are grown men and women (Poor Bastards one and all) sitting around the conference table staring into their little cell phone screens, squinting their beady little eyes, and mumbling, "what do you think Bob...is that Weiner's wiener or not?"
Meanwhile Inquiring Poor Bastard's throughout the Kingdom are asking, "just who is running the country?"
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