Word has just reached the Poor Bastard World Headquarters that Canada's National Post, the leading financial publication in the country, has announced that they are declaring the United States to be an "honorary banana republic" due to the seeming inability of U.S. leaders to deal with dire economic circumstances which are threatening the very foundations of the industrialized world!
Of course Poor Bastards throughout The Kingdom have known for years that Washington DC is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the transnational corporate oligarchy that rules the world......which only begs the question of how stupid the Degenerate Poor Bastards we have elected to congress must be for things to have deteriorated to the level of discourse we are seeing on display in Washington DC, Inc. at the present time.
With a national debt that now surpasses 60% of GDP and a federal budget deficit that is projected to be 10% of GDP by the end of this year, it won't be long before the U.S. will be deserving of the title Genuine Banana Republic, once our economic situation reaches the level of a Third World country; which could conceivably occur before the next congressional sex scandal emerges to distract the Illiterati from the apocalyptic financial crisis facing western civilization!
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