Our Stupid Poor Bastard story of the day comes from the Grand Canyon State of Arizona, where gun-toting state senator Lori Klein was observed showing off the laser sighting on her pink handgun by pointing the loaded pistol at a reporter who was interviewing her in the Senate lounge at the state capital!
At one point during the interview Klein reportedly removed the .380 Ruger pistol from her purse stating "oh, it's so cute," before aiming the loaded pistol at Arizona Republic reporter Richard Ruelas to show how the laser sighting mechanism worked!
The republican lawmaker, a big-haired, leathery-faced Poor Bastardette from the Phoenix suburb of Anthem, is known for being a pistol-packing gun rights advocate, even though she apparently doesn't know the first thing about gun safety!
Even the Grand Poo Ba, who can count the number of times he has the pulled the trigger of a loaded firearm on one hand, knows that you don't point a gun at ANYTHING you don't intend to shoot!
For her Grand Canyonesque display of colossal stupidity and bad judgment The High Council of the Fraternal Order of the Poor Bastard has decided to name a Poor Bastard classification after the Arizona lawmaker by bestowing the title of Grandly Stupid Poor Bastardette on Ms. Klein in recognition for being a public embarrassment to the good people of the state of Arizona!
And we continue to elect these people to public office?
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