Poor Bastard Takes Out His Frustration on The Home of David Letterman's TV Show!

James Whittemore, a struggling 22-year-old Garden-Variety Poor Bastard and self-described "unemployed actor" was arrested early Sunday morning outside the entrance to the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City after a night of binge drinking which led to his trashing of the theater lobby.

The historic theater - pictured at left - is home to the television show, Late Night With David Letterman which is familiar to all Poor Bastard denizens of the night and general misfits who have nothing better to do than stay up late watching the Quintessential Poor Bastard himself, David Letterman and his band of merry pranksters...

Letterman and his entourage of jolly companions have entertained generations of hapless Poor Bastards with inane routines such as Stupid Pet Tricks and the infamous Trump or Monkey; a game in which the contestant tries to guess whether a picture of a head of hair that is cut off right below the hairline is a picture of a chimpanzee or actually a picture of True Poor Bastard Donald Trump's famous coiffure.

Whittemore had apparently staggered over to the theater after a night of drinking at nearby Hurley's Saloon, which lasted until 5:30 in the morning. After trashing the theater Poor Bastard Whittemore was arrested and charged with burglary and criminal mischief.

Meanwhile Letterman's staff has been busy trying secure a booking of the newly christened Poor Bastard as a guest on the late night show....