Demonstrations of Epic Stupidity Continue...

The epidemic of Poor Bastard Stupidity continues with a report from Maui, Hawaii about a Marin County, California Poor Bastard  who was apparently sucked into a blow hole after he was observed dancing around on on the rocks surrounding the geological formation.


Witnesses reported that the man had been frolicking around the edge of the hole like some Poor Bastard impersonating the tooth fairy, when a surging wave suddenly swept him into the hole, which contains water that is sucked through the hole and back out to sea each time the tidal surge recedes from the shoreline.

Horrified witnesses said his head popped up briefly after he initially went into the water and then after being inundated by a second incoming wave the Doomed Poor Bastard was never seen again!

Stories from the realm....they never cease to entertain!